Stocks & Shares

In reference to our reference
dated May 3rd
I hope by now the shock as gone
for I am sure you will have heard
the price of all your stocks and shares
have fallen through the earth
we thought we'd reiterate the statement
which we have already made
that all your stocks are worthless
you haven?t a penny to your name
It's will do you no good to sue us
for our shares went just the same
we hope you?lI see the funny side
and one day bank with us again.